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Genealogist Hourly Rate Mouse Pad
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Genealogist Hourly Rate Mouse Pad
Estimated delivery within the USA (see Shipping Information below for more info)
Order placed
01 Sep
Printed & Packaged
02 Sep - 03 Sep
Dispatched
04 Sep - 04 Sep
Delivered
05 Sep - 10 Sep
Product Information
Tired of explaining the chaos your cousin caused in the family tree? Let your desk do the talking. This hilariously accurate mouse pad breaks down your “genealogy fee schedule” for anyone bold enough to hover near your workspace.
💼 Features the legendary rate card:
• $100/HR – Standard
• $150/HR – If You Watch
• $275/HR – If You Try To “Help”
• $350/HR – If You Worked On It First
Perfect for genealogists, researchers, and anyone who's ever had to clean up a well-meaning relative's ancestry “help.”
Set the tone before anyone even asks what you’re working on.
#GenealogyGrind #FamilyTreeFees #DeskWithAnAttitude 🧬💻📚
Product features
- Full front decoration with bright colors
- Smooth surface for effortless mouse gliding
- Rubber base for a firm grip on the desk
- Rectangular shape
- Made of durable high-density foam and ultra-thin rubber base
Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush.
Information for EU Customers:
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush.
Shipping Info
- Orders are typically fulfilled within 3 business days
- Estimated delivery times on completion of fulfillment:
- United States: 2–5 business days
- Canada: 7–15 business days
- UK, Australia, New Zealand: 10–20 business days
- Other international destinations: Up to 30 business days
- Note: Delays may occur due to holidays, weather, customs, or courier backlogs. We do not guarantee exact delivery dates.
- Tracking info will be emailed once your order ships
- Free worldwide shipping on orders over $60 USD plus special free-shipping events all year round! All orders are charged in USD. From time to time we provide promotional offers, including free shipping on all orders. These will be advertised on the website at the time.
- 🚚 Pro tip: Some products ship from different locations. You’ll still pay one flat shipping rate, but you may get more than one package—each with its own tracking link.
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We ship worldwide (excluding restricted countries – see full Shipping Policy for details)
Returns, Exchanges & Refunds
- Returns accepted within 30 days of delivery
- Incorrect or defective item? We'll replace it at no cost
- Items must be unused and in original condition
- Return shipping is the customer’s responsibility unless it's our mistake
- Refunds are processed to your original payment method within 7–10 business days
- Non-returnable items: Custom/personalized items, sale items, and gift cards
See our full Returns Policy for complete details.