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Genealogist Hourly Rate Hoodie
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Genealogist Hourly Rate Hoodie
Estimated delivery within the USA (see Shipping Information below for more info)
Order placed
22 Sep
Printed & Packaged
23 Sep - 24 Sep
Dispatched
24 Sep - 25 Sep
Delivered
26 Sep - 02 Oct
Because some family trees are harder to prune than others—and some relatives make it worse. This cheeky, tongue-in-ancestry hoodie lists the "going rate" for all the unhelpful helpers out there. Whether you're a professional genealogist or the designated family sleuth, this hoodie hilariously lays down the boundaries.
🪙 Rates Include:
• $100/HR – Standard
• $150/HR – If You Watch
• $275/HR – If You Try To “Help”
• $350/HR – If You Worked On It First
👕 Perfect for:
• Genealogy conferences
• Family reunions (especially the nosy ones)
• Research days at the archive
• Saying what you really mean without saying a word
Let them know: your time is valuable—and your tolerance for family interference has a price.
#GenealogyRates #ChargeForCousinDrama #FamilyTreeBoss 🧾🌳💰
- Orders are typically fulfilled within 3 business days
- Estimated delivery times on completion of fulfillment:
- United States: 2–5 business days
- Canada: 7–15 business days
- UK, Australia, New Zealand: 10–20 business days
- Other international destinations: Up to 30 business days
- Note: Delays may occur due to holidays, weather, customs, or courier backlogs. We do not guarantee exact delivery dates.
- Tracking info will be emailed once your order ships
- Free worldwide shipping on orders over $60 USD plus special free-shipping events all year round! All orders are charged in USD. From time to time we provide promotional offers, including free shipping on all orders. These will be advertised on the website at the time.
- 🚚 Pro tip: Some products ship from different locations. You’ll still pay one flat shipping rate, but you may get more than one package—each with its own tracking link.
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We ship worldwide (excluding restricted countries – see full Shipping Policy for details)
- Returns accepted within 30 days of delivery
- Incorrect or defective item? We'll replace it at no cost
- Items must be unused and in original condition
- Return shipping is the customer’s responsibility unless it's our mistake
- Refunds are processed to your original payment method within 7–10 business days
- Non-returnable items: Custom/personalized items, sale items, and gift cards
See our full Returns Policy for complete details.
Follow these instructions and your hoodies will keep their vibrant colors longer than the changing leaves on your family tree!
- Wash and dry your hoodies inside out. It's a simple yet crucial step.
- Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents. Your hoodie isn't a summer barbecue, so avoid high heat and wash cold! (max 30C or 90F and non-chlorine bleach as needed)
- Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
- Air dry your hoodies whenever possible. If tumble drying, dry on a medium setting and avoid heavyweight companions like winter coats and blankets.
- Do not dry clean.
- Iron your hoodies inside out on a low heat setting. Designs and irons aren't always the best of friends.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry clean