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Order placed
04 Mar
Printed & Packaged
05 Mar - 06 Mar
Dispatched
06 Mar - 09 Mar
Delivered
11 Mar - 14 Mar
Because some family trees are harder to prune than others—and some relatives make it worse. This cheeky, tongue-in-ancestry hoodie lists the "going rate" for all the unhelpful helpers out there. Whether you're a professional genealogist or the designated family sleuth, this hoodie hilariously lays down the boundaries.
🪙 Rates Include:
• $100/HR – Standard
• $150/HR – If You Watch
• $275/HR – If You Try To “Help”
• $350/HR – If You Worked On It First
• $500/HR – If You Tell Me How To Do My Job
👕 Perfect for:
• Genealogy conferences
• Family reunions (especially the nosy ones)
• Research days at the archive
• Saying what you really mean without saying a word
Let them know: your time is valuable—and your tolerance for family interference has a price.
#GenealogyRates #ChargeForCousinDrama #FamilyTreeBoss 🧾🌳💰
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry clean